My daughter was IM'ing me about some more of the shenanigans that her dad has pulled. He, being a tree-hugging hippie who eats nothing but tree bark and sticks from the yard has been having plumbing problems at his compound in the country.
It seems that he doesn't have the denaro to get the septic tank pumped so he decided to make an all green toilet. Being in cahoots with nature, he built a compost toilet for the house using kitty litter. I shit you not. It seems that once a day he scoops out the waste in the house and puts it into the heap in the yard where it returns to the earth to be used as fertilizer for the vegetable garden. EWWWWW.
I should have known back in the 80's when he built this dome-shaped structure next to the house to store his guy crap in that he wasn't quite right. I mean, the neighbors were asking him if the thing was going to take off.
Guess who won't be eating dinner at her dads house in the future?
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