HIPAA DISCLAIMER

HIPAA DISCLAIMER

Writings in this space are purely fictional and have no resemblance to real patients or their families.There is no hospital such as the one talked about, it's a combination off all the hospitals I've worked in. The scenarios described are all made up from TV shows like House and Dr. Gee. Most of the scenarios described are are from dreams that I had the night before and then embellished upon. If you think that you know me, you probably don't because I'm not a real nurse, I only play one in the schizophrenic delusions that I'm being medicated for. I don't work in a hospital and never have, regardless of what else it says on this blog full of bald-faced lies.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Blog Dress

Do you blog in your PJ's and fuzzy slippers? Do you schlep around the house for hours feeling dowdy and uninspired while writing? I have found the answer to the blogging doldrums. Yes, fellow bloggers, I happened upon this today and realized that I don't have a dress to wear while I'm blogging. Check it out, get yours now while they last.



Here's the write-up (sales pitch):
Blog Writer Dress
http://www.modcloth.com/store/ModCloth/Womens/Dresses/Blog+Writer+Dress

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As a full-time blog writer, you know that there’s no reason to sacrifice ease in the name of style when you’re swanning around for hours with your laptop in tow. This loose-fitting babydoll dress makes a perfect match of both with its functional button front, cuffed short sleeves, and dark grey trim. A star-like pattern adds to its charm, as do its useful pockets. Transition from typing at home to meeting up with your readers for cupcakes by adding a fitted blazer, grey tights and a high, sturdy pair of heels, and you’ll be feeling both comfortable and confident as you chat the night away. From Dear Creatures.

Monday, September 13, 2010

The Power of PoonTang


I know, I've been away for a while. I guess I just get sick and tired of all the bs that goes on everyday, it's worn me down. The same complaints, the same bald-faced lies to my face, the same crap from the charge nurses who expect us to take one patient after another who are not triaged coming straight back from the waiting room whilst they sit perched on their asses surfing the internet and taking breaks.

To top it all off, the hospital fired most of the doctors and got a new group in a few weeks ago, probably cheaper. Obviously these new docs are brand new graduates who appear to be deaf mutes. No offense or anything, but dude, (I say dude because not one single one of them is female) when I tell you a patient looks like crap and you ignore me until I'm paging your ass overhead to bring the glide scope, don't you think just maybe you should have at least acknowledged me with a wink and nod?

Whatever. My main beef this past weekend was Dr.POS who works maybe a shift a month, thank Dog. He's got a mouth that would make a sailor blush and he seems to have some sort of sex addiction. I know the ER seems to attract that kind of shenanigans but this takes it to a new level.

One nurse told me that she got a text one day from him asking her out for the evening. She has 5 kids, 3 of them grown! He told her he got her phone number from Facebook. When she told him no, he texted back to please stop wearing her granny panties to work and has since ignored her. Bitch, please and you didn't report his ass?

Apparently this is nothing new for him. He's gone through most of the scribes, if you know what I mean and most of them are under the age of 24. Yesterday there was a patient who had a rash on her butt and he's at the nurses station talking about it, making fun of her, saying it looks like she got slapped too hard by her boyfriend while having sex, using numerous curse words that started with the letter 'F'.

This guy is from some country that traditionally thinks of women as second class citizens. His wife is a Pediatrician and everybody says she's beautiful. He talks about her like she's a bitch from hell. Just goes to show, having an education doesn't give one class.

I guess what chaps my ass is that with all the equal rights stuff, the laws on sexual harrassment and women's lib having been around over 40 yrs now, there are still women who think when a man stares at her breasts instead of looking at her, who makes sexual innuendos the only way he converses and maybe he touches her too, that's okay because he's paying attention to her. Ladies!! Wake up and get real, use your power to out these guys. Have some self respect.

Thank you.