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HIPAA DISCLAIMER

Writings in this space are purely fictional and have no resemblance to real patients or their families.There is no hospital such as the one talked about, it's a combination off all the hospitals I've worked in. The scenarios described are all made up from TV shows like House and Dr. Gee. Most of the scenarios described are are from dreams that I had the night before and then embellished upon. If you think that you know me, you probably don't because I'm not a real nurse, I only play one in the schizophrenic delusions that I'm being medicated for. I don't work in a hospital and never have, regardless of what else it says on this blog full of bald-faced lies.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

I Sing the Body Electric


It seems that the more corporate a hospital becomes we as nurses no longer have the autonomy of professional judgment about anything and we're not entitled to an opinion or even to express an intelligent thought. Despite our knowledge and abilities, we're just bodies worth only what we can contribute to the wealth of that soulless incubus known as the corporate master.

This is not dissimilar to the way that Walt Whitman portrayed the bodies of the slaves who were being auctioned off to plantation owners during his time. Our nursing skills are pegged to the gossamery with which we can kiss butts while running from one room to the next, and to keep our mouths shut except to keep saying, "Yes, I'll do that for you right away."

The word on the street is that tracking devices are coming for our badges. Management will be able to track how often a nurse went into a room, or any area for that matter and thus discipline based on these trackers. Maybe I should have entitled this posting 1984.

Oh well, there's nothing left to do but smile, smile, smile.

3 comments:

hoodnurse said...

Well, shit. That'd totally ruin my 6 AM hourly rounding. Although by the time my ghetto ass hospital can afford it, I will probably be rolling in there 3 times every week from the nursing home anyway.

MLee said...

lol... We had them and they are now phased out. We are now scored on our charting, which is computerized. The time from the person walkes in the door to triaged, triage time to nursing assessment, how long it took to place in room, how long to give meds from time they were ordered. so on and so on, now if they spent the money on more nurses they would not have to worry about our times

Zackery said...

This cannot truly work, I believe so.
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