I'm back

I know that you missed me, bitches. I've been absent from the blogosphere for a few weeks, yeah whatever. I wish I could say I took an exotic vacation or won the lottery but that wasn't the case. Besides having the summer cold from hell for a total of 3 weeks, I've been in a bad mood from all the overtime I stupidly signed up for.

I usually work weekends so I don't have to put up with the douche's from management and their douche bag minions, Mr. Testes, Mr. Lazy and that whispering whore let's-talk-with-our-inside-voices, the ex-first grade teacher.

So my one friend who is a charge nurse was pulled in the office last week and told that she was the weakest link among the charge nurses because the word on the street is that she is too nice. Say what??!! She was told to grow a pair or move on. Geezus, I've known her for many years and not only is she a nice person, but she has great skills as a charge nurse. But no, that's not what the huge Douche Sacs from management want.

Since a lot of people are signing up to work weekends it got back to them that the reason was because it was much nicer to work with my friend. So, they pull her off weekends and put Mr. Testes on last weekend. He fucked with me the entire day on Sunday, one patient after another, no medic to help me, just a day from hell. I said nothing to him, there is no way I'm going to let him see me sweat. I'm sure it bothered him because at the end of the day he told me I was the most difficult woman he's ever known. I just looked at him with no expression and told him better ones than he have tried to break me. Then he says "You're just saying that to pay me back for fucking with you all day." I said to back to him , "Oh, you were fucking with me?"

Nurses are quitting in droves, not even staying to finish out their last shifts and these mofo's are worried that somebody is too nice?

Just what kind of management theory are they operating on? Leona Helmsley seems sweet and kind compared to these fascists.