It's been a few months since all the old doctors were fired, er, replaced by a new physicians group. Needless to say, I miss Dr. Crotchety. I miss Dr. DoNothing who only ordered Motrin and a Sierra Mist for every complaint except a head bleed or STEMI.
The new director, Dr. Silverfox, thinks he's the Sultan of the ER. His shenanigans even have the biggest ho's I work with complaining. He'll walk by you and reach out and touch your back or comment on your make-up or hair, make comments like, "Thanks for bringing me coffee this morning." Ugh, he's so disgusting.
One newly graduated doctor who is on staff has a bad habit of peeing in the staff toilet and not flushing. All the red bull he drinks makes for a huge pot of frothy yellow piss that stinks. I hate him because he does a full-court press work-up on everybody, bar none.
I prefer to spend my time in triage these days. At least I know what I'm dealing with out there.
2 comments:
ah, some posts. starting to think you were gone. glad you are back and resolved the n/v/d, presumeably.
omg. I hate it when the toilet isn't flushed....esp when it is done by someone who should know better....
As for Silverfox, I have been around a few of those....ick.
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