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Writings in this space are purely fictional and have no resemblance to real patients or their families.There is no hospital such as the one talked about, it's a combination off all the hospitals I've worked in. The scenarios described are all made up from TV shows like House and Dr. Gee. Most of the scenarios described are are from dreams that I had the night before and then embellished upon. If you think that you know me, you probably don't because I'm not a real nurse, I only play one in the schizophrenic delusions that I'm being medicated for. I don't work in a hospital and never have, regardless of what else it says on this blog full of bald-faced lies.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

HHS


You know, hysterical hispanic syndrome. One pulled up today, almost drove straight through the double glass doors and comes running in with a child in their arms saying he's dying, somethings wrong. I get a look at the kid and he's a little pale, he's breathing and he's warm and dry. Kid proceeds to ralph all over the place and is looking around, he himself a little hysterical because of the parents and all the entourage who rode along. So to be nice, I take the kid back and get him all warm and cozy in a pedi bed with a blanky. The other 15 relatives all start the camp out/vigil in the waiting room which is now bursting at the seams.

Eye-yeee, eye-yeee, eye yeeeeeeeeeeeee.....

6 comments:

EDNurseasauras said...

we usually count the "aye Dios mio's" per minute to gauge true hysteria

Erica said...

in our ER we call it status hispanicus

Anonymous said...

Ah, in ours it's the "Hispanic Panic." Seen frequently.

Anonymous said...

wouldn't it be nice if they realized bundling the child in 2 furry blankets really doesn't help that 105 fever?? dios mios!!

Scrubs said...

Parents will be parents! I'm not sure any amount of education will stop parents from panicking when a child is sick.

Sophie said...

Bahaha sounds a lot like AAS. Acute Arabic Syndrome.