The Power of PoonTang

I know, I've been away for a while. I guess I just get sick and tired of all the bs that goes on everyday, it's worn me down. The same complaints, the same bald-faced lies to my face, the same crap from the charge nurses who expect us to take one patient after another who are not triaged coming straight back from the waiting room whilst they sit perched on their asses surfing the internet and taking breaks.

To top it all off, the hospital fired most of the doctors and got a new group in a few weeks ago, probably cheaper. Obviously these new docs are brand new graduates who appear to be deaf mutes. No offense or anything, but dude, (I say dude because not one single one of them is female) when I tell you a patient looks like crap and you ignore me until I'm paging your ass overhead to bring the glide scope, don't you think just maybe you should have at least acknowledged me with a wink and nod?

Whatever. My main beef this past weekend was Dr.POS who works maybe a shift a month, thank Dog. He's got a mouth that would make a sailor blush and he seems to have some sort of sex addiction. I know the ER seems to attract that kind of shenanigans but this takes it to a new level.

One nurse told me that she got a text one day from him asking her out for the evening. She has 5 kids, 3 of them grown! He told her he got her phone number from Facebook. When she told him no, he texted back to please stop wearing her granny panties to work and has since ignored her. Bitch, please and you didn't report his ass?

Apparently this is nothing new for him. He's gone through most of the scribes, if you know what I mean and most of them are under the age of 24. Yesterday there was a patient who had a rash on her butt and he's at the nurses station talking about it, making fun of her, saying it looks like she got slapped too hard by her boyfriend while having sex, using numerous curse words that started with the letter 'F'.

This guy is from some country that traditionally thinks of women as second class citizens. His wife is a Pediatrician and everybody says she's beautiful. He talks about her like she's a bitch from hell. Just goes to show, having an education doesn't give one class.

I guess what chaps my ass is that with all the equal rights stuff, the laws on sexual harrassment and women's lib having been around over 40 yrs now, there are still women who think when a man stares at her breasts instead of looking at her, who makes sexual innuendos the only way he converses and maybe he touches her too, that's okay because he's paying attention to her. Ladies!! Wake up and get real, use your power to out these guys. Have some self respect.

Thank you.